Conner cracks me up!

Conner has been hilarious lately and I don't want to forget the things he says to me, so I wanted to write them down.

I was play fighting with Conner and he climbed on my lap. I was shaking him all around and ended up turning him around and put his hands behind his back. He looked at me and said, "I am not under arrest...I am not a bad guy that drinks drugs!!!"

I have been letting him help me cook some things lately. He tells me he is a Chef. So he has helped me make brownies, macaroni and cheese, and sandwiches. Anyways, this one day I asked Shaffen what he wanted for lunch? Conner immediately jumps up and says, "Dad I will make you lunch I am a Chef." Shaffen follows Conner into the kitchen and says, "Ok Chef Conner what can you make me?" Conner says, "Hmmm, well I can make you a sandwich, macaroni and cheese, or brownies that's all!"

I was trying to get Conner to eat his vegetables (it is a cry fest every time). He asks me "Why do I have to eat vegetables?" I said,"You have been sick a lot and vegetables make you get healthy." So Conner eats some cucumber, carrots, lettuce, and bell peppers...without any fighting, I was amazed. He then proceeds to go into the living room to watch TV. He starts coughing. He yells into the kitchen, "Ummm, mom the vegetables didn't work!"

Everyday he cracks me up. If someone gets hurt he tells us, "I am a doctor and I can fix you!" "Huh mom??!!!"

He has big plans and big dreams for T-ball and soccer. He tells us, "First I will play baseball, then I will play soccer, right mom??" "I will tackle the kids in baseball, huh mom??" Me and Shaffen, "You don't tackle kids in baseball Conner." Conner, "Oh ya, that's right!" with a smirk on his face.
So we are a little nervous for him to play! ;)

He is a crack up! Everyday, something new!